(via karkatcest)
F is for Friends who don’t talk to you
U is for Ur alone
N is for Never having any plans at all, all I do is sit at home.
(via aboxoftoomanyfantrolls)
KlOthO's cOrner/
Your name is Klotho Korros. You are about 7 sweeps old, which is 16 in human years. Your hobbies include dancing, ballet especially, and silly personality tests. You are a kind and warm troll. Your weapon of choice is the bow and arrow (of course!). You can get rather sensitive about mean words if it comes from the wrong person.
Puke? Stomach acid? Liquid fire? FIRE?So I didn’t know that freaking dragons existed. Just look at them. Just look. They hide under a disguise of feathers and call themselves bearded vultures. But I see through their lies.
Whaaaaaaat.
Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone. Also fact: when sufficiently threatened, they’ve been observed to deliberately puke on the threat.
what a GOOD BIRD
im cry
(via amicablecarnivore)
THIS FUCKING PERSON IS GOLDEN
ALL OF THE AWARDS.
| teacher: | okay class, listen, get out a piece of lined paper, fold it length wise, put your name, date, and period in the upper right hand corner, title it "____ notes", and number 1 through 25 without skipping lines |
|---|---|
| student 1: | how do we fold it |
| student 2: | do we skip lines |
| student 3: | can i have some paper bro |
| student 4: | do we have to title it |
| student 5: | what's the date |
| me: | i'm going to kill all of you |
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: The Video Game
CRIES
MY STOMACH HURTS SO BAD YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW HARD I CRIED AND LUGHED
FOR 8 MINUTES STRAIGHT
MY SISTER IS MY WITNESS AKJSDHKAJSHDKJAKADA
i died at hearing my sis crack up ^^^
sjhgfgjhgsf THIS VIDEO OMG I FRGGIN LOST IT
I
I CAN’T BREATHE
HOLY FUKCK
KJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAiAAAAAAAAAAAA
cackling
man, these videos never get old for me. If only I had the chance of trying out the clipping wonders of Skate 3 and get a skateboard embedded in my torso or such.
you people just don’t want me to be able to breath do you
Q
M!A: Too bad, you're stuck with him.
Anonymous
A
Oh/// Well Ok, hi kitty!/ We need tO find yOu a better hOme/ :/
here you go. Humanstuck. idk when ill do the boys :3c
Oh. I like these a lot :Ia
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